Lets all raise a toast to Jack Gleeson for convincingly playing the most despised, loathed and douchiest character who is the human equivalent of period cramps for 4 years.
To all those who just saw the latest Game of Thrones episode.
"Look, the PIIIIIIIIEEEEEE"
I always thought the dynamic between Oberyn and Sansa would’ve been really interesting
Cause Oberyn’s sister was stuck in a loveless marriage and was eventually killed by the Lannisters
And now here’s Sansa in the same situation, stuck in a loveless marriage and abused by the Lannisters
idk I feel like Oberyn would be really sympathetic with her
and after tonight, seeing him watch her watch the five armies reenactment, I feel like he really feels bad for her
Oberyn: Bitch you coming at me for being Bisexual? Your daughter is fucking your son. How about that?
Oberyn: Yeah my girl is a Midborn, At least I don’t kill babies bitch. Thought I forgot?
Oberyn: Cersei, you chicken headed, crooked necked bitch. Come at me again. I dare you. I ain’t the Red Viper for nothing honey, this python will come for you and not in the way your decrepit snatch is used to.